If she’s playing hard and burning calories, a little juice is probably just fine (especially if you cut it with water).

I’m wondering if the organizers managed to buy insurance for the event. My thinking is probably, no.

Whenever I’m below 60% I’m all, “But if I’m kidnapped and held without access to an electrical outlet for 48 hours, or Orange starts nuclear war, I won’t be able to call for help.”

I get nervous when I’m below 40 percent.

I can’t get over how everyone speaking about this FYRE fiasco keep talking about people being “safe”. You can almost hear the hushed tones around the word. Give me a break. A day or two stuck on an island in the Bahamas with apparently no water or plumbing system admittedly sounds awful, but I really don’t think…

Truth. The nonchalant putting $500 on a wrist band, and I’m working 50 hours a week with a master’s degree and sometimes wonder how we’re getting groceries.

Whenever I read stories like this in the world, I wonder how on earth people my age or younger can just go and willy nilly drop $2000 on something like this. Our household income is twice the median and anything over $200 is a ‘is this ok? Can we do this?’ type of purchase. I always wonder what these people do for a…

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

Policing girls’ bodies is hard work, but someone’s gotta do it!

At Archbishop Ryan High School in Pennsylvania, all female students submit a photo wearing their prom dress,

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Cinderella 3 was also where my mind went as the best of a bad bunch. It’s surprisingly watchable​.

AHEM.

The Little Mermaid one was so bad it was good.

Did they get Adele Dazeem to return as Elsa?

I would really like a _My Super Sweet 16: Where are they now?_ with all the original spoiled brats.

“If there’s no wine, I swear, I will send Angela to the corner market to get us some. ‘Come to the summit,’ she said. ‘It will be fun,’ she said.”

What do we think Christine Lagarde is thinking there? My guess is something along the lines of, “I am the head of the IMF. I was the head of an international law firm. I’m even a known fashion icon. Who is this little person sitting next to me? Why is she speaking? What has happened? Is this my life?”

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

One of the more disturbing points argued by the atheist/skeptic/humanist community:

If you think that the only thing that makes you a good person, the only thing that prevents you from going on a spree of harming people physically and psychologically, is the threat of eternal damnation, then you aren’t really a good…