It’s infuriating. The media obviously hasn’t learned a thing in the last 2 years. His speech was full of lies and white nationalistic rhetoric, but he said it calmly without calling the media an enemy of the people! SO presidential!

Repost from the last thread: Post by Andy Borowitz (if you don’t follow him on Facebook, please do so immediately):

The media just falling all over themselves to praise 45 just reeks of, “Yea I know he lost his temper last week and hit me but he bought me flowers today and was so nice today, things are totally going to be different now,” things that abusers say.

USA republican mathematics:

He’s made the bar SO low that he gets praise for this crap????

I said this on another thread, but I’ll repeat it here:

She’s hatching an egg. Leave her alone. Lizard people don’t replenish themselves.

What a trashy bitch. Show some respect. You’re in the oval office, you’re wearing a dress, people are visiting.

Stay tuned for today’s episode of: “Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if Michelle Obama had done something like that?”

Assistant to the President Kellyanne Conway.

Right? How the fuck do you go bankrupt as a casino? That sounds like something you have to TRY to do.

It’s the People’s Eyebrow!

The people’s eyebrows, if you will.

Confirmed. Three years ago my apartment complex was infested with them. It was a god. damn. nightmare. 6 months of living hell before I was finally able to escape. I spent most of those 6 months sleeping in my bathroom on the floor. To this day, every itch, bite, the nightmare returns. We had to throw away EVERYTHING.…

My sister had a bed bug infestation and treated it for a month or so before she finally called in professionals. For the next 8 years she would get a bug bite - any type of bug bite - and wonder if she had bed bugs again. Then the next day she’d wake up covered in bug bites. 100% psychosomatic. She would constantly…

I don’t understand why we still have TV announcers like Kimmel. He just seems like such a relic of 1960s TV, and not in a cool way. But then, I’ve never understood the Late Nite genre either.

Yeah, I’m sure he was upset in his own right and wanted to get the hell off that stage as quickly as possible, but it seemed like he also felt responsible for the cast standing up there being made fools of. He probably wanted to shut things down quickly before anyone else in his crew had a chance to embarrass…

Also, it wasn’t Horowitz’s job to straighten that shit out! But the producers and Kimmel and the accountants and the announcers all seemed to get a collective fit of the vapors and time was ticking so Horowitz stepped up and got shit done. This is a good character trait. We want these sorts of people around when…

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Fuck everyone who voted for Casey Affleck too