Right? Not going to lie though, I laughed out loud. Which is actually similar to what my reaction would be if a 40 something year old man gave me a resume mentioning being an Eagle Scout as a kid. Then again, I’ve never been big on boys’ clubs.

I’ve gotten much better at applying false eyelashes; and I can say it takes a lot of practice (and no coffee during the process). That being said, if you can’t apply them and always end up giving yourself a lazy eye, just go without them! They’re so distracting!

Also any knowledge about applying false eyelashes. They are ALWAYS on crooked.

Oh I know. I just contacted Ted Poe’s office (my US rep), Paul Bettencourt and Gary Elkins. I had to leave messages for Bettencourt and Elkins’ offices.

Texas is in a weird place where it’s purpling and it seems to be last grasp of crazy GOP.

Sorry if that came out too snarky. I wasn’t trying to be comment-section-bitchy. I’m just so, so, so tired of what is going on with this, the country, wars in other countries, my life, democracy, capitalism, Trump, how we treat each other, the worth of women/minorities/the poor/refugees/etc. Come on people. PP is one…

As a Texan who’s had some pretty shitty OBGYN experiences and only feels safe going to Planned Parenthood can I just say

Republicans go on and on about choosing your own health care provider through privatization and vouchers unless you choose PP.

Information on prenatal health and pregnant women and infant care is a constantly evolving practice — and, I’ll say it: philosophy — that changes practically from year to year. You’re right, in our mothers’ generation the prevailing practices would be practically unheard of now, such as smoking during pregnancy or…

Women who are sick or in pain from being pregnant should just suck it up and be thankful that they are doing the thing they were built to do in this world. In particular, don’t mention any of the discomfort to anyone because it makes people feel uncomfortable to think about vaginas. If a woman has morning sickness,…

When I was pregnant with my 2nd a year ago I was curious about this and looked up the studies myself. Generally the consensus is a whole lot of ‘not sure’ and studies did not look at women who only did a LITTLE (studies usually go with women who toked over a certain amount, much like caffeine-in-pregnancy studies;…

I totally agree. In this day and age of $12 a ticket (plus I always compulsively buy something at the overpriced concession stand), Rotten Tomatoes is a useful money saving tool. High score? I’ll check it out. Medium score? It gives me pause but still does not discourage me. Really low score? No thanks. Because, in my…

I like how the film industry blames crowd source reviewing, not their shitty product. You better believe I take reviews into account when debating if I’m going to spend an absurd amount of money to see a movie in the theatre. Otherwise I’ll just wait them out, and see it when it hits Netflix or HBOGo, etc., if I see…

I go to the movies a few times a month and saw the trailer a bunch of times. I was disappointed I didn’t need a go to the bathroom or refill my popcorn every time it came on. Just sitting through the trailer was torture.

Heads up all; Pat LaFreida is the meat purveyor for Shake Shack. He really has delicious burgers. Trump Grill(e) must employ a special kind of idiot to fuck them up.

Too many young liberals, mostly male in my experience, do not think abortion access is a big deal. They don’t care. They don’t think it’s a serious issue. I mean Bernie Sanders himself claimed it was a distraction. I’ve got a big hearty fuck you to all those people.

This is definitely a slicker version of the show, but I will miss Tyra’s hairpin turns between clownish camp and spontaneous displays of competence. In the middle of manufacturing some ridiculous ethical point about an equally ridiculous challenge, she would pause, effortlessly mimic a girl’s pose with just a hint of…

It’s the single best episode of the entire series.

You took me by the hand