I find it hilarious that we always focus on the football coach rather than the thug who beats or rapes a woman. They are just a name to write down, but we reserve our true outrage for the guys who.... didn’t actually do anything.

Isn’t this the guy whose been gored dozens of times? Why didn’t he just stop doing this horrfyingly stupid job?

I don’t know, Blatter’s call for women to wear shorter skirts seems pretty indicative of his interest in transparency in football.

The loose change just doesn’t add up.

All about The Process.

If Messi had ran afoul of tax law in the US, he wouldn’t have had a suspended sentence, but rather actually gone to prison. We put a lot of people in prison.

Isn’t heteronormativity, I don’t know, biologically natural? As in, necessary for the survival of the species natural?

The Beej was at a Redskins fan,

Rooney is a player frustrating enough in that its hard to justify benching him when he can pull abnormally amazing shit out of nowhere and facilitate everyone else, but his form is more uneven than Mourinho’s mood seems to be.

I’d say that having the ability to average 120 ppg trumps a bad bit of defense.

“Hmmmmm, a Finnish prison or still living in Cuba..... Hmmmmmm”

Chipotle

I’d play it safe and go with Sammy or Ozzie or something like that. You could justify it, probably.

My girlfriend told me to steal a ball from a little kid at a minor league game last month. I didn’t, but she seemed like it would have made her happy in some sick way.

“I am very excited to play in Los Angeles. Phil Jackson is inspiration of mine.”

CCU is the default safety school of everyone who went to my high school. Kind of strange because I live in Maryland, but then again, pipelines like that just develop.

This show was only going to work if we could hear some scorching takes on race to get them attention. This isn’t happening yet.

Drake blasting from shitty phone speakers represents everything I hate about millenials.

The problem here is that expressing one political view gets you called brave and thought provoking and expressing another gets you fired from ESPN.

If we are being honest, almost anyone who identifies as Irish in NI is probably rooting for the Republic anyways.