Same with the Bengals. The NFL has basically decided to do everything possible not to market Dalton and Green, despite them being a one loss team.

I’m sure that this Twitter snark will make Carolina feel better about having their stadium get taken over by an inferior team’s fans. They’ll kill, of course, but its still kind of funny how bad teams like the Redskins and Raiders will outnumber Panther fans in their own stadium.

This. This. This. My gawd this. +108095 student loans

don’t worry... he’s getting paid. You just don’t hear about it

“He isn’t paid” ... at Ohio State. Probably not at all true.

He’s getting free college... How much are left on your student loans?

Yep. Sit the fucker. Want to see how fast his draft stock drops? Act like a selfish piece of shit.

No “I” in team, but lots of I’s in Ezekiel Elliott.

If I’m Urban Meyer, Zeke Elliot never plays another snap for Ohio State.

The cheerleaders should go on a hunger strike until the university president resigns.

Just do it. You know you want to. You’re almost there, just go all the way. It starts with “sponsored content.” Then come the ad links below the articles that are designed to look like links to other Gawker media content. Then come the layoffs.

Bear Meats Moron: The Timothy Treadwell Story

The media likes to call Muslim immigrants ‘citizens’ of whatever Western nation they invaded to hide the facts that prove what people with a brain are screaming about. Islam just does not jibe with the modern world and Western values of liberty and freedoms. Child rape, Sharia Law, women as second-rate citizens, death…

You’re right. It is sad that whatever provincial metropolis you live in or near isn’t the media capital of the world.

Why are we dicking around? Nuke the city.

He didn’t really lead it, though. MacArthur takes the blame for that; apparently Patton was against using force, and saw the use of troops as a “legal loophole” (the fact that the marchers were in DC, which was not a state, made it legal to use federal troops; anywhere else and it would be a problem).

That’s Mike Ekeler, linebacker coach & card-carrying football nutjob.

Dude, in Serie A matches you can hear explosions like that inside of the stadium.

Just like the old saying goes: "'I' before 'E' except after 'C' and don't you dare put a motherfucking 'K' after that shit either or I'll murder the fuck outta you."

I can no longer tell if I'm on what was once an enjoyable satirical sports based website, or an equal rights activist website? Seriously, these are getting so old.