Deadspin is my favorite tennis blog.

*Damnit. Not to point fingers, but I, uh, trusted a certain editor from New Jersey on that point. David Roth will remain nameless, though.

Regional baseball contracts actually ARE very profitable. It would be one thing if the Yankees were tying their fortune to ESPN’s baseball coverage. They’re not, though.

Hanging with Maryland means nothing. Maryland goes out of its way to make blowouts into close games.

This is some shoulder devil Hinkey shit right here. Yes, it is good that the Yankees are treating their farm system seriously and starting to be a little more interested in fiscal responsibility.

That’s what THEY want you to believe. #staywoke

And Liverpool continues to walk alone since the inception of the EPL.........sigh.

That MTV show, I think it was called “My Crib” needs public attention once more. Rappers in the early 2000s had really kind of degenerated into showing off their shit once the whole 90s thing died down, but holy shit did some of those guys have sweet ass cribs.

I think it was more that Bonds for his entire life and career basically has been a massive dick to everyone, teammates, writers, managers, everyone. Clemens has been a dick for the past 10 years, basically.

Dear Jorge,

These seem like objectively bad takes.

Alternate headline: Fundamentalists afraid of fundamentalists.

There are many many many reasons to not carry around a gun. Getting stabbed in the face seems to be the best reason I can think of to have a gun with you.

I don’t know, man. I’m no gun nut, but a dude getting stabbed in the face a whole bunch of times in his own yard by some psycho the one time he wasn’t packing seems like about the best case for concealed carry I’ve ever heard.

I wouldn’t recommend it.

How local, mobile, and social is your fist?

“Why’d you do that?!”

If ever I am in a conversation where my counterpart leads a sentence with the clause, “In Silicon Valley, we....” I will immediately leverage my hand to foster innovation across their face.

The real Skip Bayless is locked in a cell several hundred feet underground. There, his cruel captors siphon hot takes from his shattered mind 24 hours a day. Bayless huddles in the corner of his cell, naked but for a rough sackcloth and short length of hempen rope that he uses as a belt because it isn’t long enough to…

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...