Real talk: Maybe I’m a monster, but I don’t feel awful about rolling my eyes, this is just special snowflake syndrome rearing its head again. It’s impossible and unsustainable to cater to all diseases and disabilities and super specific differences in the appearance of humans. Children’s parents should explain that to…

Okay. I guess if we don’t talk about something it will go away or it means it doesn’t exist? Hmmm. Interesting take.

Thank youuuu, I was going to wait for the onslaught and then address it but maybe now I won't need to! <3

Before anyone jumps on you for “comparing heart surgery to moles,” no, that’s not what sparklycarklee is doing. This is a reduction to the absurd, to show the extremes one can get to by demanding exact representation.

There are a lot of internet tough guys out there.

It was originally reported for more than 24 hours that the victim was with “a friend,” not her father.

Has someone been watching too much “Making a Murderer”

“I'm writing to you today because my child has several moles and freckles, and none of the available dolls have moles or freckles. I've attached a drawing of MaKkeNsiYe's exact pattern of moles and freckles for your use in creating a doll that ‘looks just like her’. Please note that the pattern must match exactly or…

Yeesh. Those Mattel guys gotta feel like I do when I change the channel away from those “dying kids need your donation” commercials.

It only takes two things to set off a jez writer: white and male

Not really getting where the hate for Gervais is coming from. To me he remains a great example of the comedian who always punches up and never punches down.

President of what, the Canadian-American Citizens Friendship Club?

Also, Canada has women in its infantry for crying out loud. Which reminds me....

I don’t think women should be sent into combat, but then I don’t think men should be sent into combat, either.

I think of it this way. Would you bet on a coed football team to win the super bowl? If you owned a team and had a choice would you integrate?

How about we require women to register with Selective Service first?