Obama had to nix the first choice for the rename, Mount Kunta Kinte.

As you watch the trailer, keep your eyes peeled for a flash of shirtless Fassbender.

HOLY SHIT, the trailer for The Danish Girl, starring Eddie Redmayne as Lili Elbe.

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.

Ian McKellen, you are my god damn hero.

Miley Cyrus is a legitimate treasure, she has beautiful tits, and I would happily hang out with her and smoke weed and wear nipple pasties any time she asked me.

Now that I think about it. I should have been more naked in my 20s.

Pinky dancing at her wedding is one of the most beguiling sequences in cinema, . . . well cinema I’ve seen. I’m sure there are a billion Bollywood romances that have wedding sequences done just as artfully or better. But something about her eyes.

OMG THAT WAS HER?!?!?! I loved her in that! I loved her in this! I love her!

I love Miley. Dem panties tho.

I would shame the cut of that thong. What is even going on there?

I kind of can’t help liking this chick. The field in which she grows her fucks is clearly barren.

Soon they’ll be interviewing the Easter Bunny and demanding that he take sides.

I fucking CACKLED at that tattoo when I scrolled down. I’m still fucking dying. I need get offline.

They don’t dress or care for their skin the way one would expect of someone with that amount of money. They are 29 but look far older.

Don’t be difficult. In this case, it may have been journos but, in the past, when he’s performed on stage, it’s been fans. Who then proudly put their pics and vids on Tumblr or Youtube until they got shamed into taking them down by others.

For real, she’s adorable, he’s adorable-they’d make adorable babies. Plus, he seems pretty cool so if he is a giant douchebag, I prefer not to know and I can continue living in my fantasy world.

They are just lucky it wasn’t Cara Delevingne, amirite?