She's actually wicked talented, especially when she's not wasting my time with a nasty case of try-too-harditis.

That would've been all of the beautiful....

Missoni reminds me of my hallucinogenic days.

Well played. Also, the “Cadillac escalade” of legal representation sounds bloody amazing.

This is why Yuhas and his neighbors like Gay Butler, an interior designer who gave her interview atop a horse, are pissed.

I liked getting a bit more about Leanne this season. Taryn Manning is fabulous. I still think Pennsatucky is mental, but it’s a great storyline. I’d rather know more about Leanne or the conveniently placed Stella than more Piper and Alex. At least we didn’t have more Piper flashbacks/Larry drama. Also, Piper as a bad…

maybe. but sometimes people like to get piss ass drunk.

I don’t buy this “she insisted” garbage. I mean, he's the director, right? So he might.....give direction?

so much airbrushing, but this is like wank fodder for me. i cannot wait.

everything about that accompanying photo is everything

he’s got my vote.

How dare this little baby make me like this little baby. Top marks Ms. Grande. Top marks.

We differ on definitions. Nothing about this seems “breathtaking”. Rather, she seems to be the Rebecca Black of the literary world.

I’m probably grey which means this will be buried, but.....

I don't care for stoyas porn but I love her online persona.

Once someone can tell me what “toxins” I need to cleanse (and I confirm with Science and Reason) then I'll be sold on fad diets. Until then, I'll continue on with my life. For the record, I AM vegetarian with pesce leanings, but I can back up the literal shit I'm avoiding with Science.

I call shenanigans. This has been my recipe for ages and mine tastes nothing like that scoopable magic. NOTHING!

For the love of Zeus, humans, stop giving this man money. He's horrible. So horrible.

She's my Taylor Swift. #90sstuff

Dear Jamie Dornan: more “The Fall:season 1” shit and less of this shitty shit.