Those shorts.....my everything

so is this kylie/tyga/aloe blacc chyna thing the new biggie, suge, tupac feud? Because i doubt any of these people are straight outta compton.

dave matthews band. Some time in the 90s. So many hallucinogenic mushrooms. if you know DMB, they performed “seek up” referring to a crowd, 5 billion proud. At that point, I had a brief, holy fuck momemnt. Like there are so many fucking people here. Mushroom paranoia. Thanks DMB. Thanks.

She’s pretty bad at clever

She just seems awful. And desperate as she gets closer to 14:59

I'd like to be stuck in a remote mountain cabin with father John Misty. I feel like that's where he's always lived....

John Travolta is so waxy. So creamy. So creepy.

Hahaha “lost”. That said, I have wanked off to madonnas perfect 1970s armpit hair and bush more times than I can remember. Her current day unnecessary desperation seems even more desperate in light of those photos. Idk why.

everyone is boring.

maybe it’s wishful thinking, but I have a super hard time believing that Dave Matthews story is anything but a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby.

This cafepress coachella creativity brings out my best misanthropist qualities.

THAT i would watch. also RIP ODB.

I lulled IRL. Mostly because I'm waiting for "Apple and Verizon present Jay Z @ Coachella". Actually, that might already be a thing.

Please tell me coachella isnt really the douchefest it looks to be. Because it looks like a douchefest. A privileged one, at that.

All of this is horrible.

i keep forgetting she’s so young. SO young. i love her boobs and she seems fairly harmless, so, good for her. cameron diaz, on the other hand, annoys the shit out of me. i can’t forgive her for her forced public hair trimming/shaving story. it’s wrong in so many ways and she sucks.

I feel like I've already spent enough time and money being forced to watch tidal promos during rupauls drag race. I've done my part.

Right, and Pence has historically opposed needle exchange programs. Because prevention is a sin. Or some bullshit. Once again, most of my WTFs go for the people who vote these clowns into positions of power......

now, listen, I was in love with Charlie Sheen as a tweenager (Lucas anyone?), so I get it, but this Beiber is so horrible. Even for tweens. Stop making him happen. Please. Stop. All the stops.

It's good to know the state of Indiana has solved all its other problems (poverty, drug abuse, violent crime, nonviolent crime, Access to health care, pollution, infrastructure , etc.) and now they're so bored, they're making silly laws left and right. We should all have this privilege. Well done Indiana!