Thank you. Every time I hear "it's never been on amurrikan soil", I'm all, Ebola Reston? CDC virology labs? It's just scary because it's sensationalised. No one cares about the serious issues with mrsa, vre or hantavirus. Easily spread shit that's in your local hospitals and national park campgrounds. Not in an…

seriously. She is a ride.

they lost me at "long awaited lead single".

I fear a grizzly encounter wayyyyyyyyyyyy more than a mountain lion encounter. Any day of the fucking week.

I lulled IRL. Well played.

no thanks.

Indeed. "Feeding time" has me like "gtfo of your massive canine way time"

they are fucking savages. Pretty sure we were stalked by one of these creepers in a Utah canyon. Respect the big cats. They will tear your throat out.

or maybe they should have! What a pairing—-tasty mojitos and a summertime performance of dance on the green. I can totally see this happening and totally see me attending. The internet is filled with inspirations!!

I just love that people contact emergency services for this shit. My mom used to adopt/foster/assimilate a shit ton of cats. I've grown a healthy respect for cats since having my ass kicked my semi-feral beasts at a young age. 90% of the time! I had it coming (I was a kitty instigator as a child). That 10%…

also him visibly referencing his iPhone just before changing each voice. #deadgiveaway

fair enough. I'm really just on team redfox and that team is anti-"look at me even more than you alredy look at me". Even though it's completely my own fault for looking. I must be a selfie masochist. But, but I dislike crystal hefners uber manipulative tweet more than all the rest.

see re: teigen. Horrible example. Perhaps jlo's "feud" with Rosie Perez would hold more credibility? I just really dislike the "look at all my sheeeeeeet"-ness of celebrity selfies.

touché. My punishment for quick search for concrete examples.

if you believe chrissy teigen http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/01/jen…

I'll see this because a pct thru-hike is my dream. I can suspend reality enough to believe I'll look Reese throughout.

I think Michelle Obama is the business, but I find her selfies with these narcissistic braggarts somewhat off putting. I kind of felt the same way about her on snl. I think I have pearls that need clutching or something.

you are clearly the best person on the internets

I would completely purchase these. I just might. This is my kind of humor. As is the video store tale.

idk actually. I just recognise these same graphs, which differentiate Connecticut, Florida, white America and America, being used for a different argument. All his links are to the same website (see above). It's dead boring. As is his challenges to prove a negative. Zzzzzs.