Deltoids. Stunning. Flawless. Everything.

So many of these people seem just awful and boring. So boring. But Mackleben and his moonman bring the sweets. I didn't even know they were a thing anymore.

Sad thing is, he probably spent a good 5 hours "creating" that genius tweet. He's awful. He's everything awful.

What is Shia labeouf's deal? This could be a case of too much LSD or just too much self-important wanking on. I'm guessing the latter.

Oh Macklemore. I'll forgive you just once for referring to Miley Cyrus as your "homegirl". Everybody gets one poor judgment call whilst caught up in Times Square fun.

I must have the olds as I only recognize about 3 of these tweeters. Whoever this Jonas character is, he clearly needs some schooling in creative writing.

That Jenny-Donnie thing was gross. I felt as uncomfortable as I did back in the day when my friends were making out with their horndog boyfriends and I was the inconvenient voyeur. Usually trapped because I didn't have a ride to roll out of that mess. Another reason for quality public transportation.

I think "get a life" certainly applies here.

The real miracle would be the return of the impeccable Andrew Scott. Because he is everything.

Not at all. He's a beautiful man.

Five minutes in and the high pitched fan girl screaming has me wanting out.

I find Macklemore utterly charming.

This sounds pretty awful, despite it being a clown car of British A-listers. That said, a Ejiofor-Knightley bambino (love actually 2) would be a dead stunner. I mean really...

This über beardy james stage was my life. Solid.

Oh my fucking fuck. I've never seen this photo. Ginger post winning.

I can't be the only one dreaming of survivor: rupauls drag race edition....

I always wanted to hate him for someone but uk kitchen nightmares did it for me. Also, gratuitous toplessness is always in vogue.

I love you for this. Thanks a million!

Omg I remember darrienne lake from back in the old school. The second roc city 90s queen to dominate drag race ( first was the fabulous ms. Pandora Boxx). So excited!!!!

Holy carp...this is an amazing expose. Well done but well creepy also. These facts need more airplay.