Fuck off.

You cut all of the funding for places that provide discounted and free contraception. Now I’m pregnant. What am I going to do?

I think you’re being generous in saying he would get it in six days. I think he could study a single daily brief for his entire life and he wouldn’t get even the basic info let alone the context and ramifications. Trump is rock stupid. I’m not saying this in the sense that he doesn’t know politics or international…

Of I’m ever diagnosed with a terminal illness, I’m just going to go around murdering assholes like this.

When is that meteor going to get here? We deserve it.

#IMWITHluciFER

“Health officials have clarified that miscarriages and abortions that occur at home will not be subject to these new disposal requirements. Moreover, birth and death certificates will not be required.”

Here’s a question: To what degree does it matter that these are “legitimately” the tweets of a 7-year-old girl—as opposed to her mother writing in her name for heightened effect? I ask because I’m sure there are lots of people who will get bogged down in skepticism about the veracity of the source of the narrative.

I can tell you that “Inbred People Playing with Knives, Ends Poorly For the Ginger One” is something that happens around my white family quite often.

White America- Where a woman who drinks is asking to get raped but a man who drinks is the victim when he tries to kill someone.

“You can be grateful that he wore a condom.”

So basically...men are uncontrollable rapists who will use every opportunity to assault you and you should have known that you stupid, stupid girl. But also, don’t be so mean and think all men are rapists. Obviously, calling out a man’s deplorable behavior is just as bad as the behavior itself.

So what you are telling me is that I, someone who watched all of “The West Wing,” is better prepared to be president than someone who actually was elected to the post? . . . actually, considering whose involved that sounds about right. Someone get a DVD box set STAT!

“This was how it started”

I’m a high school teacher at a conservative boarding school in Virginia. Here is the letter I wrote to my (mostly Trump-supporting) students.

Not sure if this will piss people off, but I can’t with this needless violence anymore. Not the reporting on it, but the frequency at which this shit is occurring. 2016 just might succeed in turning me into a full blown dead eyed nihilist. Yesterday, while in conversation,  I tried counting the number of mass…

I would like to unsubscribe from this world.

shouldn’t you be off plotting the downfall of the royal family or something, you sinister devil you

Holy fucking shit, I must be on some serious hallucinogens because I would swear that says LETTERS OF SUPPORT... FROM THE *VICTIM’S* MOTHER AND GRANDMOTHER... ASKING FOR THE RAPIST TO STAY IN THE COMMUNITY.

Thanks for all the FUCKING SUPPORT, Mom and Meemaw. I bet it means so much to your 12-year-old who was raped by a…

I really despised what Manning did and am happy to see her locked up for the entire sentence.