Run to the airport, stealth in, fulton the truck, hop in an APC next to it, and gun it out of the combat zone. Or you can set up an ambush-deploying your own previously hijacked APC, and blow the armor and skulls to bits.

The U-2 is a fantastic platform, and every time they try to mothball it, I think about all the problems with the RQ-4-payload restiction, stitching errors in images, one running into a stalled pickup on the runway-and realize that the unmanned series has a long way to go. Granted, I have been out of the U-2 community…