Growing up in the American south, football was always the sport that I dug the most. But I’ll be goddamned if it’s not losing its palatability real quick. For a litany of reasons.

Fuck the NFL! 

“It’s because of revolting moments like this one that I’ll continue to express myself and make myself heard.”

I’m guessing the hurt child’s mother looks like this:

yeah, we see how that worked out for David Clarke, all that racial trolling for The Man and when they done with him, they kicked him to the curb, just like Ice Cube said in True To The Game

I initially read that as “King Trump of the short skanks.”

1. How long did it take staff to explain that as President, he doesn’t have right of Prima Nocta?

1. Unless this straw is something less than a type 5 plastic, it’s no more or less recyclable than any other straw. Many recyclers don’t accept them either because it’s a high level plastic and because they are small and aren’t captured by the machinery very well.

My uncle has an AmEx platinum. Between that and his veteran status he can get pretty much any company to do the right thing when they try to screw him.

If I could say one thing to Meghan McCain, it would be “Girl, you aren’t alone. The country is with you. The truth is, it’s humiliating for all Americans that you are on T.V. “

Wearing your pants sagging to where your entire buttocks are exposed is just plain dumb. A few years ago I learned that they make super hero undewear in grown ass man sizes because I saw a grown ass man at the mall with his pants sagging so low I could see his Spiderman drawers. Then just last week, I saw another…

I would like to remind the U.S. government that the 9/11 terrorists were mostly from Saudi Arabia.

“Yeah, and Mary Bub... buba... bubala-not-gonna-work-here-anymore, anyway.”

Kill yourself.

Kill yourself.

Someone on Twitter called her David Duke’s maid and that’s how I’m referring to her from now on.

At least not on the side we chose.

He’s lucky. Because if mom is chasing one of US.. and CATCHES us, we are getting all her hands, her house slippers, and whatever else she happens to be holding when we acted a fool and tried her nerves ONE MO TIME!.

He's not fit to bleach Horshack's asshole.