I was like ‘ok, yeah, general statement’ and then ‘blame satan’

I’dblame Satan if his name is sometimes Dan Johnson. Dude was the only one to blame. I feel for his family that’s all.

Dogs are omnivores. Cats are carnivores.

I’m mostly vegetarian, often vegan and sometime pescitarian (because WTF are labels if we all just do the best we can or want to do). I also volunteered for many years at a high-kill animal control facility and fostered many pups and kits. Vegan shelter pets? NO. NO. NO. Shelters have enough to deal with and too…

I was watching CNN the time when that happened; he was being sexist and tone policing her (you knew he wanted to call her an overly emotional angry black woman).

THIS. Not to mention that once the dog gets adopted out, if the new family doesn’t or can’t maintain that diet their new furry friend is going to paint their house brown with diarrhea from the sudden and drastic food switch. Dogs get sent back to shelters for less than that so fuck off, Moby, you’re not helping.

It’s actually quite remarkable: he managed to endorse two losing candidates for the same Senate seat!

Oh, the “vegan cat” I lived next next door to one year in college. I lived in one of those old houses that was split up into apartments and the whole house took it in shifts to smuggle the poor, scrawny thing meat once a day. If you didn’t, it would sit outside your window while you cooked meat and howl.

Isn’t “wildly unqualified” sort of redundant with Trump’s cabinet picks?

Most people who (try) to raise their dogs vegan piss me off. Unless you’re willing to spend as much or more on your pet’s food than your own, then vegan dog-raising is not for you.

I’m sorry, but this idea is absolutely horseshit.

He needs to admit he just got this from Game of Thrones and stop slandering an entire continent.

past time for payback

Puts TWO Tubs in the collection plate after this sermon!

One of the only good things to come out of the disaster that is Trump is the larger world getting to know and love April Ryan*. Her reaction to Sanders saying only people with gutter minds would read the Gilibrand tweet is priceless.

(1) Jasson, please leave Africa out of your fuckshit.

How about child support plus years of restitution, an order of no contact online or off, and NO child visitations w/ daughter.

If it all goes as planned with Aboutarosa kind of employee, she is heading down the streets of DC today stopping by that Mueller dude’s office with her wedding party crew blasting Biggie I gotta a story to tell....... who wanna bet she got notes and notes hidden waiting for this day, she knew it would come she been…

I was laughing all the way through, but then this part got me: