Easy! Look, we vote on issues. And the issue here is ABORTION. 300,000,000 babies die EVERY WEEK! Racism is small fries, Moore isn’t even a racist, he just doesn’t believe it needs as much attention as all the dead babies.
Doug Jones wanted to increase that number. And since black people get like 5x as many abortions…

My guess is that the 7% and 3% are evangelicals for whom abortion is the only issue.

As a Jew who is not Roy Moore’s attorney, I’d just like to say thanks, black people, for saving our assess. Also, fuck Alabama for the fact that this race was as close as it was.

credit where it’s due http://www.theroot.com/youre-welcome-white-people-alabamas-black-voters-just-1821242801

Again. (I know it’s late; I just assumed you left that part out. Loveumeanitkthxbye.)

We (in Atlanta) called my brother (in Auburn) and threatened to pull his plate at Christmas breakfast and dinner if he didnt vote today. Black folks everywhere should take this win.

“Roy Moore rides away on his horse”

Yeah I’m not buying this nonsense.

I call shenanigans. They’re in cahoots together to create social media drama and drive traffic.

I saw the still and read Anna’s tweets and thought, Meh, you can’t really critic a photo. Like his legs are out but he could have been readjusting. BUT then I watched the video! OMG, Anna! That poor horse. And I’m certainly not an expect, but I’ve ridden English and Western and never heard of holding reins like that.

Headline in alternate universe:

This has been my working theory
Women put up with pain on the regular. Not just periods but all kinds of other stuff. Like I have a friend that got an IUD and she says it feels like an animal clawing inside her womb trying to get out(!!!??!!). But I have to ask her this - she won’t even mention it. Despite being very…

This sounds a lot like the (valid) period defense. And you know what? No sympathy for the dudes.

It’s stories like these that have made me afraid...just for a guy to like me. You just don’t know how these guys will react. Sometimes just being polite will put you in harms way. I told an 60+year old man good morning passing him in the store & held the door open for him. He said thank you & 15sec later asked me for…

His “strategy” of being so awful and continuously saying awful things is working: I am exhausted. Just add it to the ever-growing pile that is so large it will eventually bury us all under a suffocating blanket of horribleness.

I’d tell them to eat a beyg of of dicks, just to be doubly smarmy about it.

This is an instance where I would spend $200 to have my lawyer write back and tell them to eat a bag of dicks. Ten-to-one you’d never hear from them again. It’s a hell of a lot harder and more expensive to get a brewery to stop making beer than to shut down a kid who posted one of your songs on Youtube.

Seriously. She is shameless. Biëryoncé is way more harmless than the way she blatantly rips off other women artists. She has one video that is pretty much a copy of Pipilotti Rist’s “Ever is over all”. Meanwhile, Beyoncé fans lose their shit and cry plagiarism because Taylor Swift wears a black leotard... at least…

I wish I was rich and famous specifically so I could be the rare, normal human one who was like, “I’m worth half a billion and could make money bottling my own farts, so I’m gonna save my cease-and-desist letter for like the .00001 percent of the time it’s worth using and give the little guys this one and this one and …

I’d be more sympathetic if Beyoncé weren’t so keen on using other people’s artistic property without crediting or paying them, herself.