The sentencing guidelines factor in time off for good behavior. If this guy keeps his nose clean, he could be out as early as 2217.

Okay then, that’s a wrap on the name Brock.

Before I comment on the jeep, I want to make it clear I have the utmost respect and admiration for what this man did. Grossly underweight, riddled with parasites, blood poisoning, and shot 5 times and he still got through the most fortified and militarized border on Earth? Seriously, somebody find him something importa…

That one person isn’t responsible for what happens to the other soldiers. The NK regime is responsible. He won his freedom. That is a good thing.

Or you can leave Indiana and go to Canada, where they have a thriving LGBT scene.

Bernie Sanders was voted up way way higher than every person on that list during the election and yet he wasn’t even in the top ten when they announced their top ten. Those votes mean nothing.

YOU CAN VOTE??? Holy shitballs, this is important information.

I’m hoping that Uma’s delay is her preparing - talking to lawyers, PR people, Hollywood elite, etc. to construct the most eviscerating, damaging takedown of Weinstein we have ever seen.

Colin Kaepernick

I bet that’s why he wrote this tweet. Someone told him there is a good chance Kaepernick will get the cover so he want’s to make his supporters think it’s only because he turned it down.

Holy shit, Trump’s face if Kaepernick got the cover...

As others on Twitter have noted, Trump is a master at the “You didn’t break up with me; I broke up with you first!” move.

I do not believe Mariah Carey cooked a damn thing. That’s not how you hold a spoon when you’re cooking!

Drink’em if you got’em folks.

Thank. You! A salad is not a pile of bitter, life-hating greens that somebody harvested off the median strip and pretended was some gourmet crap.

Have you had baby gem romaine? That stuff is delicious. The regular romaine tastes too much like iceberg and we are in agreement that iceberg is shit.

I should have mentioned, the persimmon salad has arugula in it. I love arugula! I also like it at thanksgiving because if it gets wilted it isn’t super disgusting like other salad greens if it is anything but perfectly crisp. The thought of putting an oak leaf or romaine lettuce next to piping hot stuffing makes me…

Too late. I now love the Tea Party.

A man in power abusing that power at the expense of women?

Good news...it gets easier as you get older and Princess Diana’s dress fades in the memory. I tried on a gown and it made me nervous, so I found a two-piece number that was flattering but didn’t make me look like I was trying to be Cinderella.