Yeah, right? I mean if it could measure the intensity and duration and you could chart that to your cycle, it would be pretty interesting data.

Especially “I don’t know why he’s saying this now.” Really? You don’t?? When in the last few weeks more and more people have been emboldened to finally speak about about what was done to them years ago?!

Whenever someone mentions how it was such a long time ago in their denial, my spider senses tingle. I really hope I’m wrong.

But really the feud is that Paul started dating John Mayer right after he dumped Boucher, even though they’re both ashamed of that now.

we are not talking about that kind of lawn and a bush.......

Their feud started when Rand Paul stole his neighbor’s backup dancers. There’s been a lot of bad blood since then.

He was mowing at 5 AM?? I’d tackle a neighbor for that

No way. People ABSOLUTELY get this nutty about dumbass property disputes like lawn clippings.

“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”

It makes me wonder how many men deny opportunities to young women or attractive women specifically because they are attracted to them.

I always do unless it means actually chasing someone down and rapping on their windows. In case you want to join me in this, here is my script:

“Excuse me! Sorry to bother you. That is a lovely [suit/jacket/skirt/coat]! Did you know that it will hang even better if you remove this little thread here? You probably…

But but but health care would have added 15 cents to a pizza.

You know, when I was a kid back in the early ‘80s and thought about what the year 2017 would be like it had a lot more flying cars and robot butlers and a lot fewer arguments about racist pizza and fans of a cartoon show screaming at minimum wage fast food workers because they ran out of sauce.

I haven’t eaten Papa John’s since the ACA passed and that asshole came out and said he was going to put his workers on part-time so he wouldn’t have to provide health insurance.

Don’t eat racist clowns, though. They taste funny.

I like to eat racists. What do I do

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

I was Drake from the Hotline Bling video one Halloween. No makeup (hopefully that’s obvious.) No beard.

i don’t understand why the barefeet bother this person so much. they are not your feet, she isn’t putting her feet on you - just look away and think to yourself “what a gross asshole” and let it go.

I propose the IQinator - Daters take an IQ test and then matches are pairs so that the woman is just 10 points below the man, creating ample opportunities for introductions such as these: “Here is my pretty little lady, she is the smartest woman I know!” “Oh dear, no you are definitely smarter than me!” “AWW”.…