‘It tasted slightly more like lizard piss than usual’ is not the hill I want to make my stand on.

Yesterday I had a random stranger congratulate me on my (non) pregnancy. I was having a great day, feeling pretty cute, definitely not pregnant, in a brand new dress, and then this mother fucker shows up. I rolled my eyes and said “are you kidding? Fuck off” and then he followed that up with comments about how being…

Putin and I have one thing in common: our boobs both drift a little off to the sides.

I’m a DD and Aerie bralettes are great for sitting, tv watching, or slow walking. I just don’t love the shape. If they added 20% more structure to the sides so I don’t look like I have 4 flat boobs, that would be great.

Getting a sports bra on? Not too bad. Getting it off though?! I have to let myself dry off after workouts just so I can get my bra off. A hint of dampness and they’re suction cupped on.

Around the neck AND over the shoulder boulder holder.

There was speculation going that it was put out there in an effort to “force” Dems in more conservative locations with competitive seats to have to take a stand and lose votes.

Rich people shit is so weird.

I had two friends that volunteered at elephant rescues in Thailand recently. The rescue orgs had many elephants rescued from ‘ride an elephant’ places. They both came back pretty intensely decrying elephant riding with an intensity that surprised me. Obviously this is an anecdote and I don’t have anything concrete to…

As a single woman who has a love-hate relationship with Tinder, I TOO would like to ban tiger pics.

If I’m going to a destination bachelorette party (which LOL never) I’m not going to NOT have fun because the bride-to-be missed a flight. I thought based on the headline they planned a B party with the intention of not having a bride, which felt SUPER shitty. But I paid for my damn ticket and made my flight so you…

If you’re right, and I hope you are, I’m here for it.

Based on my one experience, I can confirm it as fact. Also, currently banging a liberal, self-declared feminist. Comparing the two I can hands down say banging democrats is much, much more pleasurable.

Just because women CAN be as violent as men doesn’t mean they are.

I’ll be 100% honest and say the ice cream trucks annoy the shit out of me. They would stop right outside my house for a while and blare the music and it was annoying AF. But it stopped because all the neighborhood kids were getting ice cream. And I remember how awesome it was when the ice cream truck came around when…

I live less than a block from a busy train station. They run every 6 or 15 minutes, all day and night, and I barely notice them. It’s very easy to tune out. People need to grow up.

He tried to play it off like it accidentally came off but I saw him pull it off. Then he pulled the “but I don’t like how it feels” when I told him to get another, so I knew it was intentional.

Definitely did NOT ask.

My favorite part was at the end where he pleads for them to treat him fairly. I genuinely cackled.

I was on a long weekend in La Jolla and met a dude and we hit it off. We went walking along the beach at night and I took him back to my AirBnB and on the way he said he was a Trump supporter.