Almost every picture I see of him, he looks on the verge of tears. Which makes looking at his shit face somewhat bearable.

if someone is surprised that he or any one of his other children are miserable, they are not smart.

Her head looks very large relative to her body. I think it’s a combination of being very thin, and maybe leaning forward/towards the camera?

I want to support women in TV, especially those who stand up against sexism and Fox News. BUT it sure seemed that she was 100% on board with Fox and put blinders on when it came to sexism. That is until it directly affected her, and then she tried to be the white knight riding in to take down the bad guy or something.

WRONG. I am a Jezebel commenter and I am perfect and have never been wrong, unlike you, who are wrong.

Just the other week I had to tell a grown ass American man that peeing on someone’s house was inappropriate.

I’m not a racist, but once I met someone who I assumed was a Roma because they were wearing clothes that I’m told Romas wear and they were AWFUL.

Have you ever ate pudding while sitting on a vibrator? That’s probably where you went wrong.

Do NOT ruin tennis for me.

Just realized this was from YEARS ago. Dang.

Right? I have a friend coming in from out of town next weekend and if she finds a dude or likes one of my dude friends, and doesn’t keep me up, she can bang the brains out of him. And then we’ll laugh later that day over coffee and/or mimosas about how fucking on air mattresses is ridiculous AF and we are far too old…

I teach workshops to (almost always ONLY) men and I typically ask a very simple question with an extremely obvious answer. I have to say over and over again THIS IS NOT A TRICK QUESTION because they always assume it’s a trick question. Even then, sometimes they think because I said it’s not a trick question, that it…

I’m a city snob. You will not catch me in the suburbs or NJ for anything, but glad you found something!

I would be extremely happy with a well designed 600-700 sqft, even smaller, but this 200-400 sqft nonsense is not for me.

Yep. My two requirements for the house hunt:

Well, the “small” 2500 was in Texas so *insert eyeball emoji* but I’m in Philadelphia. Unfortunately, ALL of the new construction are these massive 3-4 story, 3/3, 2800+ square feet houses that are going for $475k+ and everyone is scratching their heads wondering why millennials aren’t buying homes.

One of my friends excitedly posted the for sale listing of the house next door. Everyone was like “It’s so cute but it’s SO SMALL.”

I unwillingly watched part of their “press conference” or whatever that was, last night and it was really the most ridiculous display of masculinity I’ve ever seen. I do not understand. Are they boxing? Are they measuring dicks? At the end I thought they were going to start making out. Their shit talking wasn’t even…

100%

I mean, if someone has to EXPLAIN it’s not okay to follow strangers in a car for TWENTY BLOCKS while screaming terrible insults, I’m not sure if explanations will really make that much of a difference. You’re probably just a shit person.