A friend of mine owns a local pizza shop and his place somehow got drawn into all this pizza gate bullshit. Luckily it didn’t go far, but they received several threats, weird emails, etc.

I just can’t do the flop part. My feet refuse to accept.

The pair that fell apart were Tevas, which was really crushing because they’re usually SO solid! I’m not against trying another pair, but platforms are a no-go. I roll my ankles like it’s my job.

SANDALS. I will never find a sandal that is comfortable AND stylish. I found a pair that fit both of those standards, was of a good brand quality, and deteriorated within 6 months. I just don’t know why sandals have to be made in a way to hate your feet, walking, moving, or even sometimes sitting.

I just need someone to record these rants Prez Trump keeps going on.

They’ll drag their feet on this for at least 6+ more months.

It’s pretty crazy how they can come up with all these absolutely insane conspiracy theories about Obama, and just flat out refusing to believe anything they don’t already want to believe about Trump.

With a few (Sean Spicer, Steve Bannon, his entire family, Kellyanne Conway, probably a couple more) exceptions.

Both, actually.

Same. I didn’t celebrate Scalia’s death, as most of my issues with him were policy/philosophy differences.

Sarcasm is hard to read on the internet, especially with the way comments are listed in Kinja.

I’m hoping with Muller this will start to shape up like an actual investigation and not just one dumpster fire after another, because they’re ALL related.

I fucking hope so. As much as I hate the dumpster fire that is the Trump presidency, Pence scares the ever loving shit out of me.

Pence did a helluva job trying to sty above the fray until now to claim ignorance but that slimy, good for nothing fuck-face probably knows everything. They’re just trying to keep him out of it so he can appear squeaky clean in the face of a potential impeachment/end of Trump presidency.

Paul Ryan.

You have no way to know she couldn’t have “possibly” gleaned that from her encounter. I cancelled a date 5 minutes before it was scheduled to happen because I arrived at the location and it was THE LOWER LEVEL OF A PARKING GARAGE IN AN ABANDONED BUSINESS PARK.

This surprised me as well.

Like, oh my personal safety and livelihood made ~25 seconds of your time *slightly* inconvenienced?! Please cry my a goddamn river that I can kayak down because I AM STILL FUCKING ALIVE.

Yup. If shooting an SOS text to a friend is what makes me feel safe enough to exit a date, your damn right I’m going to ignore common courtesy or what’s considered “polite” to the general public.

Thing is, we only have HIS side of the story right now. Me thinks there’s likely something more here.