We only had sex a handful of times, but yeah. It was odd.

Nope. I had a dude that couldn’t keep it up for vaginal sex but was magic with his fingers and I am not afraid to say he was the best sex I ever had, even compared to guys that could get the job done with vaginal intercourse. This is pretty common among my friends, too. The issue often leads to men classifying sex as…

And they are definitely, DEFINITELY not lying about orgasming. He knows! They squirt! Every time!

I HATE THIS but I also cannot stop giggling.

I can NEVER unsee this.

We are already doing a really great job on that front!

I think the size/terrain also make it difficult, then you add guns and nope. Besides, why would someone want to invade? What resources do we have to offer?

Yeah I should’ve resisted.

I like that you’re hopeful they will eventually rely on facts or statistics for propaganda/fear mongering.

Except her abusive boyfriend, who is also getting deported, is likely the one who turned her in. So she gets to join her abuser in a country she may or may not even know, further isolating her and giving her even fewer options to leave him. Definitely safer! Good job.

Well. This surely seems like it’ll make us safer! Definitely won’t prevent vulnerable people from going to the police to report crimes, or offer to be witnesses.

Every now and then Philly pulls through for America.

Brooklyn 99 forever

I think it makes sense that this guy is facing more opposition than DeVos. Many GOP approve of the voucher system, and privatizing public institutions.

I’ve actually found the “Im confused by what you mean/said” to be an extremely effective method of dealing with bullshit. Especially if you widen your eyes/raise your eyebrows just a bit to make it clear you know exactly what they meant. I’ve seen many a sexist asshole go from cocky son of a bitch to blushing,…

There’s also a Disavowal of Your People form that must be picked up at the Department of Our People office in person. You’ll have to sit in a waiting room for a minimum of 45 minutes while being stared at by judgmental baby boomers pretending to read magazines. Once you complete the requisite holding period, an…

Wrong! You have to sign a notice of disavowal of your people and declare your hatred of similarly shaded skin before you can enter into a marriage with a person who is not of your same race. The forms must be signed in triplicate, notarized, and sent via certified mail to the Department of Our People.

I don’t know. I think what really pissed me off the most was both my dad (her husband) and my grandma (her mom) died of cancer within the last 8 years?

A friend of mine called me last week to catch up. I had “learned” (reason for quotations will be come apparent shortly) that my mom was dying of cancer last year, and among other things, she asked about that. Specifically because, well, my mom’s “cancer” should’ve killed her by now.

I have a friend studying for the bar and she deleted all social media and has been asking me for occasional current event updates. It’s so hard to not be like “why bother with the bar? Everything is terrible and we are all going to die.”