Nevermind. I thought you meant people were literally misspelling YOLO. Like YOOL. Or OYLO or something. I was waayyyy too excited.

WAIT THOSE EXIST

They also like to park their cars on sidewalks and when people complain tell them to move to the other sidewalk so yeah I don’t think the para olympics are on their radar.

People in my neighborhood get REAL up in arms over handicap placards. There’s a car in the neighborhood with a utility rack and people were discussing whether to slash it’s tires or have it towed and I’m like “but people can be handicapped AND have use for a utility rack on their car?”

He’s a weasel. And a cheap one, at that.

Good for you! And thank you for your hard work, as well.

Trump has no fucking idea what civil forfeiture is, 100% guaranteed.

I’ve been emailing Toomey to no avail, but I sent an email to my local councilperson and received an email response, written by an actual person, within 30 minutes.

That’s exactly what it is. Because I am HILARIOUS. You just have to take my word in it.

I rarely do good jokes, usually I have to explain them and that mostly defeats the purpose, so I’m happy to chalk this up in the win column.

Periods are natural. Embrace the period.

Bless you.

Sending them to jail, or even juvenile corrections won’t teach them anything either, and is more likely to turn them into adult-criminals.

The idea of universal healthcare is to spread out the costs and minimize emergencies if possible. Which is why birth control and preventative care is SO important. Birth control, even an expensive IUD, is a helluva lot less expensive than prenatal care, birth, childcare, etc. even if you only look at the healthcare…

Knowing his close ties to Jeff Sessions, Steve Bannon, and MANY other alt-right, racist bigots, whom he’s now elevating to the highest levels of power in this country, HOW can you still try to say he’s none of those things? Just because he hasn’t had a press conference saying “I’m a racist bigot!” doesn’t mean he’s…

Her body also looks oddly proportioned. I think partly because she’s walking, and maybe trying to readjust her bag on her shoulder? Or the angle of the photo is weird. I can’t put my finger on it but something is odd.

DANE COOK?

Someone did! Trust me, it’s worth clicking “donate now”

Someone told me that once too, but with the qualifier that while I had a nice body, I could stand to lose about 5 pounds. Men! They’re so helpful! And knowledgeable about the world!

Peanut butter, please!