Or buy a new lock/door that doesn’t break?

You can’t evacuate something that isn’t there.

There was an incident where a “citizen’s arrest” happened in my neighborhood. Another neighbor asked if the “good samaritan” had the right to shoot the alleged thief if he refused to comply. I nearly lost my shit. NO ONE has the right to shoot someone for not following a command. Regardless of whether or not you’re a…

I’m very fond of my last name. It’s particularly hard to pronounce, and that’s 100% okay with me. The likelihood of me getting married and choosing to take his last name is somewhere between election fraud and Donald Trump learning to actually respect women.

Ah. Yeah I googled and Icelandic is Krona.

I plan on keeping my last name but would hyphen if his name were awesome. Kara Awesome-Lastname.

Isn’t kroner the Icelandic currency?

shit I knew I was forgetting something

Also, 15 minutes is a LONG TIME to have an unwanted face touching your face. 15 seconds is a long time. 1.5 Seconds is TOO LONG. Don’t touch my face without my permission.

They’ve absolutely been planning this since 2010. The Clintons anticipated the hacking of the DNC back in 2010 so they reverse engineered the space ship to send the monkeys to mars who tricked all these women into lying about Trump’s grabby paws and Assange saw it coming so he went to Equador where they were like WTF…

This sounds AWFUL and I can’t wait.

That is less woke and more fetish, maybe? I think sexual preference is sexual preference, like I prefer dudes with scruff vs clean shaven and tall/broad shoulders vs y’all/skinny dudes. I feel saying “I don’t date black men because I don’t find them attractive” and “I want black cock” both feel like different veins…

I have several progressive leaning, liberal friends who haven’t quite been able to shake their deep-rooted prejudices. They are against racism but “just aren’t attracted to black people” or cross the street at night when a black guy in a hoodie is walking by “it’s not a black thing, but you can never be too careful”…

He’s so right. If you can’t handle “whatever” you should be in the boardroom. Us ladies ruin it all with our refusal to be treated like inferior objects.

I definitely felt emotional, stressed, guilty, etc. for a few weeks after, but mostly because I was so fucking ashamed I didn’t even want to tell my best friend. And that I got pregnant in the first place (even though condoms were used, it was a period in my life where I did not make very smart life decisions, and…

That is not a dog. It’s a pile of marbles.

Everything you said. Also pregnancy is my worst nightmare.

I met a super hot, younger man in California and decided to seduce him and take him home to my airbnb. I found out he was a Trump supporter (this was several months ago) and told him he immediately needed to stop talking politics. I did it. I’m not proud. He also kept trying to slip the condom off so I just had to ask…

Samsies

Talking trash, or discussing sex in a crude way is one thing. Yes, I’m sure men and women talk about sex, and shitty attitudes. Trump is not just talking, but bragging about SEXUALLY ASSAULTING WOMEN. I’d rather someone say “I’d love to fuck that hottie” is a million times better than saying “I just kiss them without…