We need you to be THIS but also the exact opposite! Totally reasonable requests!

I mean, they’re right, but his oratory skills are special. Extraordinary. Comparing her oratory skills to Bush or McCain or Romney would be a more fair comparison.

What makes a man so angry ar 11:30am that he pulls a gun out and threatens someone? Like, 11:30 is the best time of day. I’m not usually tired because I’ve had 2 cups of coffee, and it’s almost lunch time, which means work is almost half over.

I’ve been here 2.5 years and love it. I’ve lived in the Midwest, Texas, and Virginia previously and although I hate being cold, Philly is definitely my favorite.

Welcome to my somewhat still recently newly adopted city.

My last boyfriend just didn’t get it until I told him that I still remembered the first time someone asked to see my boobs. I was walking down the street and a guy yelled “SHOW ME YOUR TITS” from his car. I was 13. That was when he got it. It was annoying that it took that long, but at least he finally got it.

Much, much more common than you thought. I promise. Whatever level of harassment you assumed existed, take that and multiply it by roughly 53 and you’ll be a lot closer to real life.

His smile slays me, and that is not a word I use regularly.

It's so true. I watched a lesbian movie once and was feeling a bit gay-ish, so I watched a few rom-coms and black hawk down and BAM straightened back out in no time.

I would love to see a Twitter campaign/hashtag or something of the like tagging this old white sack of stale peanuts in every accomplishment by not white people.

I'm happy to provide a copy, but if you want my actual passport you can give me yours for collateral. Or pry it from my cold, dead hands.

With that argument, I’m shocked he didn’t become a lawyer.

Just as long as she runs those thoughts by a man before she takes any action.

“People assume that just because Hillary Clinton is a woman that I’m going to support her,” Kremer said, sounding indignant. “That’s an insult to my intelligence. I have the ability to think on my own.”

Teach them that their gender doesn’t give them the right to power over others. That rape is rape. That they don’t get to legislate women’s bodies. That their penis doesn't make them inherently smarter, or more deserving.

Every time I read this I burst into giggles.

Currently a witness is claiming that there were people shooting at each other, and then when the police showed up, started shooting at the police. Which could frankly go either way. And give it a few hours and we’ll probably have an entirely different story.

Not the same, but nice try.

I think what Jessamina (if I’m wrong, sorry!) is trying to say is that calling it an “honor killing” has a tendency to reduce the nature of the crime. Because in certain cultures, honor killings have merit, even if it’s wrong and not so in most of the world. In the same way referring to child sexual abuse or statutory…

I feel a bit torn, because her apology was one of the more sincere sounding “caught being racist/offensive” apologies. It didn’t read like “I’m sorry I got caught” but more “shit I fucked up” which I can appreciate. But then I wonder how this woman thought that this was even a little funny/silly/light hearted. First,…