My gut also tells me ice cream is delicious, coffee is both good and bad (heartburn!) for me, and that Alex Jones does an amazing job of keeping himself in the media by saying crazy shit people somehow believe.

I think it was the 5, I didn’t stop to check. Luckily it wasn’t center city.

I bled all over my favorite sweatpants, which I’m very annoyed about. The good news is, dark grey hides stains quite well.

I’m down here in Philadelphia hanging out in the single digits. It’s the pits. It was awful even before the wind blew a piece of trash while walking and I got tangled in it and face planted on the sidewalk. In front of a busload of people. Classic.

My brain and body say “maybe next never!”

It’s cool. I liked Nickelback, so there’s that.

I don’t think any of us should be held responsible for the things we liked in middle school.

I’ve used the ring for about 4-5 months and it’s pretty solid! The first week i started them I got a bit emotional any my acne gets gross, and insertion is kinda awkward at times (but if you use a tampon applicator minus the tampon it makes it a bit easier.) However, after the first week or two and consistent usage my…

You have to admire his gumption and complete refusal to acknowledge reality.

I grew up in Ohio and we had nurses at our schools.

ABC believes the nudity level must conform to the level of nudity allowed in the decade depicted.

I went to public school as well. My education may have sucked but at least it was a little less insane than that B.S.

I’m a pretty gullible person. As I’ve aged, I’ve become somewhat less gullible, maybe even a bit skeptical. As a child, I was the kid that ALWAYS looked and always got my nose flicked or whatever that awful game kids play on other gullible kids that involves touching peoples’ faces.

A uniquely shaped coffee cup? A holder for keys and change? A place to put bobby pins and hair ties?

But I’m a superior being and I’ve decided I have the right to own anything and everything I desire!

I was at a business just a few weeks ago that Kate used to frequent. I don't know how the conversation came up, but more than one of the employees went on a 10+ minute rant about how truly awful she is as a person.

*you’re= you are. Your is possessive, i.e. your a fat bitch would indicate I own “A Fat Bitch.”

I think a part of it is yes, she knows it’ll get laughs. While she’s definitely not fat compared to the regular population, compared to Hollywood she is XL.

It just amused me so much. I just pictured a bunch of men with linebacker shoulders and teensy waists tipping over on subways at the slightest change in speed. Like man dominoes. Helpless against the forces of gravity, saved only by extra wide stance while seated.

I guess you’ll just have to take my word for it.