I might even like the stupid holiday if it was confined to December. It has all sorts of great things! But fuck if I will support Christmas music for more than a couple short weeks.

Well you learn something new every day!

It's the 12 days of Christmas, but I'm a realist so I'll give that stupid holiday 25 days. YOU GET DECEMBER! KEEP IT. I just want November and late October back.

Nope just the typical WAH WAH NOTALLMEN SNIFFLE

Ahh yes the age old #notallmen

Can you clarify your “clarification?” Are you attempting to say only 2 men/boys/whatever aren't willing to eat pussy? Because I can promise you there are more than two.

I get what you’re saying, but it’s more like hiring a nurse that’s been a well respected nurse at another hospital for decades, then after a month with no pay telling that nurse they’re not certified because it’s a hospital that receives federal funding and in order to keep working they need to go out and get…

They've obviously never heard of Bronies.

And when you're hungry you've got a snack on hand!

It’s like my body plays “stump the doctor” every time. Against my will.

This is magical. Someone needs to study this. Sometimes I wish my dog would act as an alarm but the only alarm I get is a grumpy growl when I try to wake him up before he's ready.

As a youngin I asked my parents to get me tested for cancer because I had mysterious bruises showing up weekly (seemed logical at the time.) Turns out I just sleep walked (slept walk?) myself into the same table almost nightly.

Preaching to the choir. I was in bed rest for two days last week because I tweaked my back changing the toilet paper roll.

I literally feel like I got hit by a truck and I have no good reason to feel that way.

I do drink on occasion but at least 80% of my falls are not alcohol related, and even the fall when I am drinking can usually be attributed to my natural inclination for falling.

I guess it’s a good thing American money isn’t red, then.

If I had to go to rehab or was accused of alcoholism every time I fell and/or injured myself, I’d probably be BFF’s with Lindsay Lohan.

The number of actors/actresses that I cannot tell apart is shocking, and the number of actors/actresses/famous people that look surprisingly similar makes me wonder.

Thanks! It's a sucky situation. We were never that close (my brother) but when our dad passed and my sister started having kids I was hopeful we could kinda start fresh. He was around a lot the year before they got married, then as soon as they got married, poof! Gone.

Yup. One of those people has also managed to remove their significant other pretty solidly from my life, which is really sad for me.