Their selection method for a given role has to be “who is the absolute worst at this?”

TBF, if I grew up with Mike Huckabee for a father, I’d be mean, unpleasant, and unhappy too.

The looking down when reading drives me nuts. Dead giveaway that these are someone else’s carefully crafted words. A heads up to listen carefully for the artful dodges.

Also her delivery is dreadful. Or dead-ful. “I’m gonna make my voice as flat as possible. Are ya’ll snorin’ yet?”

What did he just watch? Oh, not much. Just an ex-con Republican candidate for Senate complaining that Mitch McConnell sends jobs to “China people” and can’t be trusted because he has a “China family.”

“Our great financial team is in China trying to negotiate a level playing field on trade! I look forward to being with President Xi in the not too distant future. We will always have a good (great) relationship!”

I think you nailed it with “mean, unpleasant, and unhappy”.

I prefer the adventure where Ivanka is eating bologna sandwiches in a federal prison while Jared learns the fine art of mopping while his fellow inmates sing ‘Cinderelly, Cinderelly’.

Obviously, they hated Stephen Colbert back in the day too. That said, do you think the set would have been perceived differently if it was a man telling the jokes? Is she being dinged for not playing nice, like a good girl should?

People keep claiming that Wolf makes fun of Sarah Slanders’ physical appearance, and I’m still trying to figure out where she does that. The smoky eyes and Aunt Lydia jokes were so fucking obviously about the lies and the bullshit.

Imagine if we had to deal with another 130 years of Trump.

There is nothing more temporary than the new low Donald Trump reaches every day.

Yeah, some 3 year olds are traumatized by divorce alone, this kid who just shot pregnant mama and is now in CPS separated from only caregivers they have ever had will be A-Ok according to you. Whew!

If the gun had a gun this never would have happened.

Rosenstein reportedly told Trump that he’s not a target in either Mueller or Cohen’s probes, to which Trump reportedly responded by saying that he no longer needs to fire Rosenstein and/or Mueller, to which I reportedly say that really sounds like something you aren’t supposed to say out loud???

Item #47604 in the gallery of “If Obama had been captured on video...” under the subcategory: “motorboating another Democrat who was dressed in deliberately offensive drag...”

God I hope they bring back Gary Busey for this one...

Love the gunmetal, love the pewtery studs, but anything between my toes is a big old NOOOOOOOOPE. Ugh, ugh.

I HOPE Marco Rubio runs so that he can be humiliated on stage over, and over, and over again. I want montages of the Parkland teens owning him, I want that footage of him practically spitting in the face of Fred Guttenberg’s grief played on repeat. I want him humiliated and forced out of government.

I feel like this is like the beginning of a poem.

 Ha ha, Wednesday TBD