Funny how that "conscience clause" never comes up for something worthwhile, such as starting another goddam war overseas. The GOP needs to die of old age already.

If we're laying Daniel's drug problems at his mother's feet, it would be fairer to link them to her history of drug abuse, not her openness regarding nudity.

Being in pain and sharing your pain is fine.

Um.

I don't know, dude. The thing that the author seems to be forgetting is that her friends and family and coworkers are people too and have their own shit to deal with and her breakup isn't really as important to them as it is to her. They have their own lives to worry about, and interests beyond being the best and most…

You should hand out pamphlets so everyone knows how to best comfort you in your time of need.

This is it. The most privileged article ever published on Jezebel. You did it guys. WE did it.

I will personally buy this couple a lifetime supply of dental floss if someone can arrange to have the idea of 'shared dental floss' permanently erased from my memory.

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Dear god, buy your own damn dental floss!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU AUSTRALIAN BABY JESUS

What about Korn!?!?!

sorry was "people" not broad enough?

Hmm. I wonder how someone with no business acumen would go about setting up a business like this from scratch.

I'm sure she's a lovely actress in other roles, but the character of Maggie is the worst thing on The Newsroom and I don't think she even plays her very well :(

Throw in a couple of men's fashion challenges, and I might start watching again.

Double-suck: Being a fat, short girl. Every single piece of clothing I ever buy needs tailoring.

DesJarlais is scum.

I have a hard time imagining a parallel universe where I don't find Hermes scarves incredibly ugly, whatever their price. There are so many really luxury brands I just find horribly tacky - Chanel and Louis Vuitton are two of the worst offenders. Hermes leather goods aren't bad, although the "H" belt buckles are a…