I'm 33 and feel the same way.

Lol... exactly.

It’s frighentening when all of the other candidates make Rand fucking Paul seem reasonable.

It’s a terrible answer for Jeb politically, too. His opponents will be like “he wants to put a European on American money!”

I wish more of these articles would further elaborate the risks for people working in the beauty industry rather than the consumers. Lots of these products are not really going to hurt you if you use them every so often. The real danger is to the stylists who work with them daily.

Conversely, we’ve probably all known at least one person who is conventionally “hot” but can’t maintain a relationship because they are so personally repellant. And they wonder (often aloud) about how these “fatties and uggos” find love.

I was a treacher overseas for a long time, and teachers in many other countries (especially in East Asia) do it for the money AS WELL AS the feels. They make a living wage as are treated as professionals (not saints), held in very high esteem, and paid accordingly. And yet we wonder why our schools perform poorly in…

It drives me crazy, because the whole martyrdom complex, the idea that these jobs are somehow callings, where you have to take a vow of poverty and devote your life it, rather than professions where you should be paid well, hurts nurses and teachers in the long run. They’re buying into an idea that is detrimental…

A friend of mine wanted to get her tubes tied after second child. She had her first kid at 19 and her second at 21 (with another dude), at was living on welfare. The Catholic hospital where she gave birth wouldn’t do it, and she wound up not getting it done.

My husband calls me “stinkums,” because I sweat a lot and am generally just kind of gross.

No word here yet about Mark Shayber’s marriage? Or did I miss it?

I shamelessly love mayo, so I’ve always secretly loved the idea of this store.

Wyatt Cenac has a funny bit about that shop in his latest special (I think his latest). “That’s just racist against white people!”

There should be a website where you can buy two dollar knockoffs of these things, and package them in Williams & Sonoma (or whatever) packaging, and send the difference to charity.

That's hilarious.

Damn, you sound badass, no matter what you weigh now!

Damn.

o_O

I really REALLY like fancy cheese, but I’ve never felt the need for a special knife. But yeah, I don’t get it either! I regisered for my wedding at Target.

Of course!