I agree. Being a citizen means you have the right to vote. Being a convicted criminal means that you should have your freedom taken away for a set period, but within that framework, the more we can do to keep prisoners engaged in society, the better for their (and and for society’s) outcomes.

Trust the (Digestive) Process.

Alternate Headline: “Weed exactly like every other industry, in that being already established financially allows someone to invest\expand into it; but there should be an exception where you get a free dispensary license because you got picked up for holding a oz in ‘98"

I don’t care how much he wins; I’ve played and won, too. Denigrating your opponents is something a ton of money doesn’t fix.

I agree that it’s Jamie Holzhauer, but we’re either doing this with ball gags and spiked whips, or not at all.

Aaron Rodgers is Petty.

This should make a nice bookend to the Patriots dynasty... from the video in spygate to the video in Orchids. There’s a nice symmetry at work, even down to starting and ending w/ superbowl wins over the Rams.

this is a much better version of the painfully self-righteous Voltaire adage about freedom of speech and I think everybody should start quoting taco mike instead of that French fuck

Wrong St. Petersburg.

Massachusetts Man attempts to purchase tape of his own handjob. 

Neither the UFC nor McGregor’s publicist issued a comment to the Times, though a rep for McGregor said, “We don’t comment on rumors.”

I also recommend the C-3PO prostate massager. He’s fluent in over 6,000,000 forms of communication, and pleasure is definitely one of them.

What sickens me about articles like Frums is that any historical context of US foreign policy in South America is completely scrubbed from the record. People don’t just leave their homes in droves for no reason. Why it happens is never explored, or even mentioned! You don’t even need to look very far to connect these…

I’m just here to be petty about all the people that always come out of the woodwork to spout about how they never even heard of [person that’s revealed to be a piece of shit] or their [art/music/acting skills] sucked anyways, etc. as if they’re a better person for not enjoying said piece of shit person.

It’s not a joke. That video is actually of me at a fancy McDonald’s staffed solely by soccer players.

She paid $233 WITH INSURANCE? I’m flabberghasted at how utterly FUCKED the system is at perceiving who is committing which crimes in this story!

We would have also accepted Eurasian Steppe.

I’m that garbage person who likes all the shitty holiday sweets. Candy corn, candy canes, candy hearts, jelly beans.

Um, but white writer undercuts latino actor is ok? She said some stuff that was off but I feel like meaning that isn’t there has also been attributed. I don’t know can we hear from an actual WOC on these topics please.

It really depends on where in the South you were and to an extent the Jesuit influence in the area. Louisville and Cincinnati are two examples of cities that more fit what the author is talking about.