I got so fired up about the Eagles after reading this that I threw batteries all over my office.

“I have lice” —> works like a charm :)

That haircut is business in the back, Megan’s Law in the front.

HA! Awesome! My next reply to I’m a hugger: “Great! I’m a biter!”

With a fever that high, I guess it shows that even Olympic horses can be too hot to trot.

That guy is going to have so many deformed kids in 9 months...

I think it would be better for my ego if we didn’t stand right next to each other.

It’s a drinking city. Use Lyft. Robert’s is the best place on Broadway. Check the Nashville Scene for music/arts listings the week before your trip if there’s anything you’d like to see. The Country Music Hall of Fame is actually pretty good, even if you’re not a huge country music fan. Do not go to Pancake Pantry; it…

Well, I for one am shocked. I didn’t think we would hear a single story about anything being too secure in Rio this month.

That headline is a little too real in Hope Solo’s case.

“And fuck you too Drew for the 2015 edition. You look like a more effeminate version of Daryl Hall.”

Oh, how I miss Jim Tomsula. I hope he’s doing well, wherever he is. You were with us for such a brief magical time. But, now the niners get to live under the cloud of the Tomsula Curse.

Occam’s razor: Gronk is speaking to the female audience

The Tennessee Titans are one of those generic teams that played against the Miami Sharks in Any Given Sunday. Not one of the ones that made the playoffs.

Well he certainly didn’t turn himself into a NFL QB.

Also, congratulations to republican and businesswoman, Carly Fiorina, who just cut the overhead of the Cruz campaign by 100%. That’s how you turn around a company!

Wow, it’s bad enough that Mexico causes herpes.

All kidding aside, is there any room in your house you want this? I mean...really?

That is presuming that there is only one BEST choice, and that choice is obvious when compared to the other choices. In reality, there are often many BEST choices for the job, and in those circumstances non work-related traits most definitely come into play.