They didn’t air mine!

FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN

Hot damn, so you did. I will bow out.

“...as an anemic and noodle-bodied sloth with zero competitive instincts who was traumatized by the mere thought of physical discomfort...”

Who are the Sixers?

Formal request to have Jez and Deadspin do this ‘blogswap’ (itz gross don’t google it) once a month, at least.

The Sixers are not an NBA team, even Jezebel knows that.

The people she is talking about are already voting for her overwhelmingly, while the more affluent white millennials are voting for Bernie and threatening to “bust” if he doesn’t win. Her tweet is directed at the latter.

yall had the chocolate popcorn mixed with normal popcorn?

As for the keen interest asgardian relics, it’s probably best to keep that aspect Loki.

He makes a strong point. Everybody thinks Aspirin is harmless. But I remember one time I took an Aspirin and ended up driving erratically with briefcase with $29,000 in cash and a bunch of bottles of Aspirin. I was even charged with a DUI. They need to put a warning label on that stuff.

I heard Jim Tomsula will do it for a fresh pack of athletic socks and his choice of items on the tray return at the dining hall.

Speaking fee: Airfare and hotel, $3.50, and a turkey club, NO MAYO.

Silver lining: The fact that Drew Magary is an invited speaker is proof that the Cal State system is finally taking steps to reel in its out of control spending

I’m going to go way out on a limb and guess that the Goose has strong opinions on Black Lives Matter.

I actually thought (2) was the real crux of the joke. As Rock was saying in the monologue about having bigger problems. The observation that people jump to complain about the characterization of Asians as good at math while ignoring that they are contributing to child labor is appropriate.

My theory, while probably not the whole story but a strong portion of it, is that the turnover in rosters is an intentional decision by the owners to keep roster costs down. Younger players, lower salaries go hand in hand. Guys on their first contract make less than guys on their 2nd and 3rd contracts. Turning the…

Scalia dies but Duke wins. I guess that was asking for too much.

If it's real, legitimate impotence the male body has a way of preventing it on its own. Anything else and they must have allowed it or enjoyed it, so no need to provide medication.