Because America.

I’ll endorse this still

it said it would not comment on future product.

The stars are truly aligning

They usually come with relatively hefty federal/state tax credits. I made all my money back.

The only glaring omission here is FCA. Toyota is clearly listed and I’m about 99% positive that MB is included in the “more” category.

and we still won’t get it in the US

Methinks I spot the back straight at Road Atlanta in the gif

Incest?

I wish so bad I could say that I’m shocked, but this ass-backwards little town really is like that. Every time I’ve been through, the people talk to my husband - not me - and pretend like I’m not standing there.

I just peed my pants a little in terror from behind my desk on the other side of the planet

On a slightly positive note, Sapa Profiles is no longer allowed to do any kind of business with the federal government.

I always hear people talking about how unloved and underpurchased these things were - but I see them EVERYWHERE

Aunt Becky, if you see this, send me a couple hundred thousand. I won’t tell you what it is for, just trust me.

As a long time lifeguard for a major theme park chain in the US, I cannot tell you how many times a guest would walk by me on their way up the line and say “You’re going to have to come get me, I can’t swim.” before scampering up the line to the top of a water slide. Um...WHAT?

Georgia looooooves victim shaming. “She said it was okay so anything after that was totally on her!”

Particularly since RA just lost a corner marshall a few years ago. They don’t screw around with worker safety.

The imagery here is second to none, Jason. I applaud you sir.

100% Totally okay with this. Getting really tired of being told to f*** off when I politely tell the passenger in front of my that my knees don’t bend backwards despite their best efforts