OH MY GOD THIS IS WHY MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD

There was an internet meme about being single and loving it. At the time there was maybe 200 comments on it and about 2000 likes. It had been shared over 1000 times. First negative comment was some woman complaining about how much she hated being single- she would never have a nice car or a house and she would never…

What if you want to like, spray your milk all over someone, is that cool too? I mean, what if you want to spray your milk on lots of people. I mean, if you’re that kind of cow, we are cool with that right?

Like on one hand, I don’t want to be with another human or love anyone but myself and my cats BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, I want a really good blender. My blender now BARELY blends. I also want a mixer because manual whisking is for SUCKERS.

“But the main takeaway for researchers, and us, is simple: Why marry the cow when living with it will do just as well?”

Yeah, but if you don't get married how will you get all those useless presents on your registry?

A bit of advice for you...

Are all of her photos posed so she is looking adoringly at him?

I think there’s a severe disconnect between this video (which is hilarious, by the way) and the Gender Dynamics of Success theme of the article (which could actually be a great piece).

“This year, all I want is a regular sheet cake with funfetti icing, instead of your failed cake pops, mom! Stop with the cake pops!”

“...the humor hinges on the fact that it’s novel—men don’t usually play the silent support role.”

No... The video is about how freaking annoying it is to have to capture every moment of your life in a particular way, so that it may be posted on the Internet, and do that people can then think the poster is so introspective/fabulous/philosophical/beautiful/perfect, etc, etc...

I’ve been an artist/musician/performer/writer for decades. For most of those years I worked non-stop day & night. I didn’t need much sleep, a nap here or there. I’ve always dated/married other artists, often musicians. Generally they’d start by adoring me but it was only a matter of time before they became resentful,…

My dad has done this for my mom when she published her book. He is supportive of her but she helps him, too.

My husband’s pretty used to me saying “lean back” so that he’s not in the background of my sangria shot.

I am mildly obsessed with Mariah. I loved Whitney. Celine delights me. Aretha and Diana are goddesses. And someone recently said to me “wait,you love all these divas but you aren’t into Adele?”. I was like, “her songs are really heartbroken without really getting her in touch with her crazy - it does nothing for me”.…

I think people took “i don’t know her” to equal “she’s so unimportant to me, I don’t know her.”

but she’s like... I don’t know everyone who is a singer. lol

I always took it as her saying she didn’t personally know her and she couldn’t say anything about her. This was after she answered a question about Beyonce and how sweet she is.

If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.