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Yes, because sexual experience means so much in the world. Yuck yuck yuck, nerds, amirite?

Plot twist: ‘Decline Free Offer’ still upgrades you, but charges you the $119.

Am I the only person who thinks remastered last gen games is a waste of time? I loved these games but I have zero interest in revisiting them with such minor changes.

Did...did I really just read about clickbait in a negative way on a Gawker site? With no sense of irony? AND from Patricia? Wow.

1) Nobody buys the game without the DLC. Nobody.

I usually gift Pajama Sam games in bulk when they’re super cheap to annoy people.

Murder isn’t some “oh well, kids will be kids” mistake like smoking pot behind the bleachers. She made a conscious choice to take an innocent man’s life.

The “real world has real consequences” look on her face is priceless.

But the problem with that is, all that was promised with this game is a new Mega Man. People are throwing shade on it for essentially being what it was always promised to be. If people didn’t want a new Mega Man game, why throw $4 million at a project that was promising a new Mega Man game?

“The difference here is Mega Man earned that shit. Those early entries in the series were some of the best games available on the original Nintendo, short, sharp and well-polished. I will bang my head against a Mega Man level all day long, because I know in the end it’s worth it.”

She did not beat Phelps... She got faster on the last 50m of a 400m race than the men, who at the time the winner was Ryan Lochte (28.93 vs 29.10). Over the whole race, she was still 26 sec slower than the men. (4:31.73 vs 4:05.18)

“Sony is proud to announce Bloodborne 2! Also, the game only works on Sony television sets.”

“Ugh. Multiplayer only? I hope they add in single player. That kind of rules it out for me, personally.” - me on every other space dogfighter game that’s come out lately.

Want to know why we are not releasing mods for the console?! Because even though I told them it was not possible for the mod to work on the console due to needing a script extender, something that will never available on the Xbox or PS4 I still get a million request, death threats and everything else from these same

Then you liked the only one that wasn't a Hitman game :)

Doesn’t matter how hard they are to rangle, you are alone responsible for everything and anything they do. And should be held accountable as such. If a kid does something or hurts themselves or someone else nobody absolutely nobody should take the blame but the parents and the kid.

It wasn’t the contact lenses that caused the damage, it was the panicked reaction to pain. Eyes that burn need to be flushed with fresh water, not dug at with fingernails.

Its because Gawker has to make up for all the money they are going to lose when they have to pay out Hulk Hogan.

What is with all the extra ads on mobile? 5 sec unskippable before I can get to Kotaku, ad banners on video, ads above and below and and the really weird ones under the comments.