Oh my god... What the fuck...

This is all, horrifyingly, true.

Orange is the new black.

They encroached on some other less animal.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

I’ve always known Ryan was dumb. Like, properly stupid. But not even in my wildest dreams could I have imagined that he could bring about a full-blown international incident based solely on the sheer intergalactic power of his stupidity.