Unless you have a turbo-encabulator...with their cardinal grammeters, they produce way more than 24V.

DOHC - DiOxy Hrydodynamic Carbulation

No one can reproduce his results and he won’t talk to anyone who asks for details.

It’s been 14 years since the documentary Super Size Me exposed the sad, greasy effects of an all-fast-food diet.

“We need armed guards at schools!”

BUT IF ALL THE OTHER TEACHERS HAD GUNS THEY COULD SQUAD UP AND STORM THE CLASSROOM WITH THE BAD TEACHER IN IT RAINBOW SIX STYLE.

Vikings: [clear the deck]

Half of Ohio has been brought in for questioning.

This has been destined to happen for a long time.

(I can’t be the only one)

And the man in the back said everyone attack 

I paid for a whole seat but only needed THE EDGE!!! :-(

Tebow looks like he’s worried the pitcher is going to throw him a curveball. And we know Jesus Christ no help with curveball.

I’m not. There’s DOZENS of us.

I once picked up a woman at an Owen Wilson Wowposting and I’ve got to tell you the dirty talk was just Wow... literally.

Leave it to Fiat to perfect service lights.

RIP Marco Rubio, Killed by a Teen’s Tweet

He died doing what he loved: eating shit publicly.

Hahahahahahhaahahaha. No, he’s white, silly.

I’m sure Cruz would have been just as deadly with a rock.

Gun enthusiast to friends, “My new AR-15 is basically a street legal M-16.”