You’re Not from Around Here, Are You?

Kind of ironic that he made the statement on Twitter, which was just as bad (if not worse) as far as Russian interference in the elections went.

So what you’re saying is that they are super strong until an 8,000lb forklift comes along and buckles a leg, removing all strength?

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Leave it to an internet rando to bring up PETA at completely unrelated events so that he can prove how cool he is for hating PETA.

America: more willing to believe a black man broke a rule than that a white man made a mistake.

Alright, I’m going to try not to fly off the handle here, but regarding your thoughts that pooping out your dick wouldn’t be such a bad thing.....

I’m actually really curious if I’ll get the usual angry emails from meh car owners telling me how wonderful their cars are and how miserable I am.

Three QBs have recovered from one year of Jeff Fisher. I imagine five years might destroy a man.

Excellent parody of a braid-dead Trumpist. Well done!

wypipo

Today, you became American

If I’m one of those tuba players, you go and play the “fat person walking” music as Trump walks away. That’s an opportunity you’ll never get again and one you’ll always regret not taking.

Kristen please ban the above user

The Patriots losing the Super Bowl is like heroin. I don’t need it all the time but it sure makes spending an afternoon with my family more enjoyable.

I think there is a big difference between Prince singing with a hologram of another dead singer and a daughter singing to the memory of her father.

Just imagining Princess Carolyn filling in the role of Robert’s bitch of a sister somehow made Amy Sedaris’ cameo even better for me.

Or, maybe, they know that Prince and Timberlake didn’t exactly get along, and he was pretty explicit during his life that he didn’t want to be used in that way after death.

White guys gonna white guy

As much as I loathed PE, I don’t use that little homily because it insults all the brilliant and hardworking teachers I know. And I know a few, having come from an family full of educators.