Alanis, don’t take it personally. We all say things we don’t mean when we’re waiting in a service department for hours on end. Their frustration will inevitably lessen once they trade it in for something else.

For an entire company, $40,000 might as well be $4,000.

I just don’t get the need to put successful animated TV series on the big screen. Generally, the shows are written around half hour segments or serialized over 2 or 3 episodes but the format remains.

“Every team is bad.”

I’ve paid more for worse pizza. With Little Caesars, you know exactly what you’re getting. Plus, if you’re camping, you can get a $5 pizza, put it over the fire for a few minutes, and you have a delightful treat.

I react to Yankees playoff momentum articles like I do Penguins playoff momentum articles:

Shut up. Shut UP. shutup. shutupshutupshutupSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP SHUT. UP.

For a long time i thought Hamilton was a jackass, but lately, i kind of like the guy

You ran out of gas visiting Rudy Ray More?

The only reason he beat his personal best was to get to the end and put his dick away. Classic motivational tactic. Try it and see for yourself.

He was aggressively mediocre but was a short white guy who hustled and gave boners to guys like Costas and McCarver.

I thought my pun game was strong. You are making me look like a heel.

Unmarketable skill? Seems someone has not heard of the title “Social Media Influencer.”

The biggest problem I have with this is the fact that Anel Hershiser is in the grays.

FTFY. ;)

“I don’t know why they’re so quick to forgive every single thing he does.”

Oh the media is doing that again? Calling him “presidential”? Nah, just because he gives a speech once in a while that doesn’t go off the rails, that doesn’t make him “presidential”. I don’t know why they’re so quick to forgive every single thing he does.

shooter was also a white male, so of course nothing will be done. it will be blamed again on circumstance / mental illness or the liberal left or something.

Did you know that Fox doesn’t show anthems because they sell ads for the time right before kickoff?

pls bring back spicy nuggets thx

“I wash myself....with a rag on a stick.”