I guess more drivers should also found shoe/apparel companies so they have limitless funding regardless of being employed by a team

MN resident and Vikings fan here. We may be blue, but trust me when I say, go 15 minutes any direction out of the twin cities and we’re just as much a bunch of mouth breathing, ‘but her emails’, not worth the distraction, ignorants as any southern state. On that note, if we seriously trot Keenum’s ass out there…

The Vikings fans do not skew blue, though.

I figured, what went wrong with yours?

You know, I’m starting to think that President Trump might be ill informed and a little unstable.

Now how the fuck does the amount of time it has sat help this gentleman see it any better? What, he’s just doing laps?

Low IQs as well. And congrats to all the dipshits who just stood around waiting to witness the next accident instead of doing something - like, anything - to prevent another accident. I’m not saying they should run out in traffic but there MUST have been other options to warn people. And I guess the cops were too…

this screenshot said it all. I am all of these expressions.

If you punish people for having sleep apnea, they won’t report having sleep apnea.*

I don’t think sleep apnea is a personal mistake.

Hollywood Upstairs Medical School is the best!

+1 Tommy Lasorda jogging out of dugout.

The drone “pilot” is kind of an asshole, right?

Sorry to spoil January 19, 2017 for you. It was also the last day of the Obama Administration. Was that a spoiler? Did I spoil that for you too?

Right? I thought to myself, “Wasn’t that some sort of strange disease people got in the late 1800's?”

I could have been more specific. “Sales is for people who love money but aren’t educated or qualified enough to work in the finance sector while still possessing the requisite sociopathic traits of an investment banker.”

Huh? $250k in a good year is really good money for a job you can walk into without a specialized degree. That’s literally the only upside to it.

Which means you’ve met car salesmen who make up to and including 250k a year?? To me, 250k/yr sounds like a damn good path to take if you love money...

Because it sucks.

Translation: It’s for people who love money, not people who love cars.