His whole life, not just adult. Son and grandson of admirals.

Saying that we should be smarter than propaganda is like saying “Why should we get rid of hidden landmines on the sidewalk when we could just get better at detecting landmines to begin with?”

Mom: If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?
Young R: PSSSH, NO! Now, if they were all pushing 22 million OTHER people OFF that cliff....

Counterpoint: Ex-Presidents are pretty fucking awesome!

Altuve jockeying for position in MVP Race

Something something entitled bicyclist.

Applaud people that beat cyclists? Jesus.

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

I don’t care about any of the issues it has, I always loved the Phaeton since it was announced, it’s just a exquisite piece of engineering. Who doesn’t want to drink a hot cup of tea with a beautiful woman in the back seat without fogging the windows?

That’s interesting, because when the Indians come to town, I wonder why my kids (who are of American Indian ancestry) have to be subjected to a team wearing racist caricature on their hats all game.

That comment just made me blush and put a big exaggerated grin on my face!

*GLORYHOLER

Hey, man, you dance with the date that brought you. 

Who is this GLORYBAGGER who can’t even acknowledge THE LORD for his cornhole greatness?

“Working on more adult acting roles”

There are far too many NFL fans that consider playing high school football as serving their country.

Dude, you used the phrase ‘social just warrior’ and started a sentence with “I’m not racist.”

Two obvious takes

The Lamborghini Diablo: You’ll buy it because we no longer make the Countach you really wanted.

Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.