TL;DR - when you miss, the dog jumps out and laughs.

Fucking Volvos. Any of them lol.

I expect that if all the usual people get off a quicklime or two, this will end up being a good pun thread in aggregate.

Iowa = Idiots Out Wandering Around. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

At this point, all of my fellow Nebraskans are looking at the Iowa plate on the Civic and nodding vigorously.

Between this guys tone and the channel’s name it mystifies me that this is watched at all.

We need to stop making people like this famous.

So horrible. It’s almost as if she mocked disabled people, encouraged violence among her supporters, or stripped healthcare from 20+ million people.

A more sophisticated suspension provides even more chewy alternatives. Like this suspension member off an old Saturn.

I finally go back and finish my degree after a 15-year absence and the world’s going to end.

That brick has more personality and is less offensive than Mike Pence.

Once again proving that in America you’re more likely to be killed by a racist white terrorist than a brown one.

This:

Use of latest moronic conservative conspiracy theory ? Check!

He requested a pizza delivery at 10:37 and started bitching that it hadn’t arrived yet at 11:11? God, what a whiny little snowflake.

Congrats to Kunitz. When I was 37 years, 241 days old, I was already 10 years into a serious questioning of my life choices and wondering why I thought a lifetime of mediocrity would lead to anything not considered ‘mediocre’, which isn’t nearly as fun and exciting as scoring a Game 7 winner.

Jail. That’s a good one. Wait... you really think he’ll go to jail...?

I think the mail in ballot process is why he won. When I get mine in OR, I don’t normally wait until the last day to send in ballots for hope they’ll reveal the monster - opps, sorry, not monster, loser, that they are.