With no supercharger and a lack of power, this Durango is more of a quiet riot.

Tebow’s BA ranks 9th on the team.

“This was the largest automobile that I could afford, should I therefore be made the subject of fun?”

came here for this. thank you.

Are you havin’ a laff? Is he havin’ a laff?

your buddy’s Mustang will always be slower then my “Chevelle I used to have in the 70's”

Notably missing from the list is “my buddy’s Mustang” which always has way more power than Ford ever claimed.

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

The radio still works, clear as a bell

If you have a fetish for sleeping with your hand between 2 pillows this is the perfect car.

Meanwhile, in Falcon Heights, Minnesota, blocks away from the sleepy Saint Paul campus of the University of Minnesota, Philando Castile was shot and killed during a traffic stop, ostensibly for a broken tail light.

Excellent demonstration of the one thing to really remember and stick to when you’re pulled over: be white.

“F = μN”

I must be a terrible person because I was gleefully waiting for him to uncork a true fastball and terrify/embarrass the batter.

Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of a Mercedes!

He knew he shoulda taken that left turn at Albequerque.

You had time enough to pull out the phone, WHY IS IT VERTICAL VIDEO! SHAME ON THIS DEALER. I refuse to have my car serviced by a place that doesn’t understand framing

Except for Dave Tracy. For him, the rainbow always ends in a pile of greasy rags and disappointment.

Nah, 93 Bonneville, forest green with gold accents.

They should’ve said a prayer to Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration!