Weird that if HC orchestrated “millions” of illegal votes, she had them recorded in states where they could do her no good.

The president elect says there was voter fraud. Better do a nationwide recount.

This header image is basically begging me to chromakey her into various scenes. Like Hawaii, or Delaware.

The Las Vegas Golden Knights Who Say Ni

“It’s the Greek burger! With a lamb patty and mint aioli! As seen on Food Network’s Dumps, Holes, and Shitholes!”

More like back in time to make a playoff game losing fumble (not that I’m a jaded or bitter Vikings fan..)

Counterpoint: Harambe for ASG Captain

It never fails to amaze how sports leagues are capable of swift, decisive action when the purpose is to be a bunch of dickbags.

I would say Rodgers is mailing it in, but apparently no one’s received even a birthday card from him in years.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

“Happy Valley?”

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

People are a afraid of spiders. That’s insane! The tensile strength of a spider web is unmatched in making homemade hammocks.

I deserve this burn and it is a good burn.

Living in the GM’s basement? That’s the dream!

I was saying Mathieu-urns.

This. The typical Jalopnik/Deadspin/Jezebel/etc. reader likely skews much younger than the typical Trump voter. For this website, at this time in history, the editorial slant is right on target.

I highly doubt 47% of Jalopnik’s reader base voted for Trump.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.