AN APPLE TAKE SO HOT IT’S PRACTICALLY COBBLER

you would think mazdas would be perfect for drag racing, they get lighter by the minute

We can’t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell ‘em stories that don’t go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my…

6 more. Next question.

Man, think of how much farther a DH would have hit that.

It’s like a Futurama Suicide Booth on two wheels.

dirty diapers stuffed in McDonalds bags alongside half eaten cheeseburgers in the trunk

I’m wearing an ascot, your point is moot.

That’s good news- I was hit in the head by an 80+ fastball in high school and I trunesdf ot js gine

Another kind of nice:

Phaeton W12 for only 8 grand.

Step 1) Buy the car you wanr

Step 2) Buy a Subaru for less than $5k on Craigslist

Step 3) Find some place to store car from Step 1 for the winter

Done!

If I said “mid-engined” and “Pontiac” in the same sentence in 1983, most people would have socked me square in the mouth.

This is so misleading, as usual. “Kill you” is just how Aaron Hernandez refers to losing weight.

Right that’s why it’s the choice for rich newbies, and the choice of a new generation

I’m both sad about this and feel that Shearer can get fucked in the ear. BOTH THINGS ARE TRUE!