redblockhead
RedBlockHead
redblockhead

The only answer is this:

WHY DID YOU TURN!?

There's only one answer to this question. Volvo 244. This one's even the GL model.

All this shows me is cars are too safe. More TVRs please.

Jordan than purchased the floundering Charlotte basketball team, achieved a little success, re-branded the franchise the beloved Hornets, got everyone excited for the 2014-15 season, and then ran them into to ground as one final piece of payback for Gill’s transgression.

Your friend can’t possibly as bad as my old man before he had his prostate surgery. We were driving from Lebanon, MO back to his home in Amarillo. My dad had forgotten to bring his medication along. The trip up was fine, but the meds had worked their way out of his system for the drive home. Every... thirty...

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For me, it’s messy people who chuck food wrappers into the back seat foot-well, leave crumbs all over the place, spill their beverages, spread all their stuff all over the place. Sometimes it can’t be helped (scrounging all around inside a backpack for some small item, for example), but you can tell when a person

The people who ask incessant questions. “Where are you taking me?” “Why am I blindfolded?” “Am I ever going to see my family again?”

Tell me how shitty my car is.

Obligatory.

Fun Fact: It’s now illegal to hold that in Indiana.

I could get behind thelongroof.jalopnik.com.

Oom-pa loom-pa doompadee-doo

This gave me nightmares as a kid

There can be only one.