Anything named trax must have tracks. It's the law.

Dat sound.

I called my old, shitty Neon "The Neener"

It sounds like it will eat my children.

You do seem like a Dodge Neon guy.

I see your ice karting, and raise you Australian dirt karting! It's basically the same, without your sweaty bits freezing to your leg. They also turn left AND right, in case you didn't notice.

The only thing I can think would make this any cooler would be if the track were outdoors and with a little dusting of fresh powder. Wow, how much fun!

Studebaker Testing grounds, because of Tree Sign and the fact that they far outlived the company because they were so good.

Humanity has spent five thousand years gathering the collective knowledge to get us this far only to say "Fuck those people, I am gonna listen to Jenny McCarthy and Glenn Beck".