I love this. Can this be a real thing, please?

I'd give it a NP if the license plates were OU812

Gotta be honest, I really do miss flipping that plate down. MAGIC!

Looks great from the front and side, but I have never been a fan of that bulbous rear end.

He looks like a natural in that hockey helmet.

So...what you're trying to tell me is I can soon have USPS truck on the cheap?

Killing it once again, Mr. DeMuro.

I lost 50 pounds so technically the car is lighter than it was while I'm driving. Does that count?

I read the headline as "...Good Hockey Mom"

...and just when I was set on a Renegade.

I love how this car looks like it could have been plucked directly from GTA III and dropped here in reality.

Looks like someone making a hard stop before yelling: "GET IN! WE HAVEN'T GOT MUCH TIME!"

DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT! Why must you mock us with the possibility of a Fusion RS!?

The ULTIMATE pontoon boat.

This has to be a dream, right?

Of course you can do better. It's not this:

Plenty of lakes here in Minnesota. Sounds like a franchising opportunity to me!

And what does fire and brimstone cost per gallon?

Welp, I guess I know where the last of my disposable income is headed.